my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My dick has a subreddit
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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