check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
if i died would you start the facebook group?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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