She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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