Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
