she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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