just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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