Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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