She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
don't judge my taste in strippers
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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