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woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Your topless pictures make me question reality
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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