I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
honey bunches of taint.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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