Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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