Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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