I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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