she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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