How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
