So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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