Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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