I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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