I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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