I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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