Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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