What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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