PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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