It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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