Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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