where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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