we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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