we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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