Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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