So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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