Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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