i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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