there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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