you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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