it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I think I just sharted jello shots
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