I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
