You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he thought i was a dude.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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