Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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