You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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