this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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