u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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