I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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