Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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