Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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