i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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