I can tuck mytits in my pants
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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