You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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