She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's just like the Real World with babies
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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