I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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