ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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