garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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