You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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