i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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